PWS Week 2 recap

Week 2 was a polarizing week for the league. 4 teams scored over 100 and 4 teams scored under 80. Three teams are 2-0 and 3 teams are 0-2. Is it time to panic or pray ?


KHH vs The Papa Burgundys

The Burgundys had an underwhelming day, but were still in position to win with Alshon in a plus match up on primetime. Coming off a 2 TD performance surely he could score 9 points right ? Which begs the question, Did the hoes hire the goon from Happy Gilmore to take out Alshon ? A question we may never get the answer to. The Burgundys wouldn't have needed to count on Alshon production if their leader had just taken care of business. Now the rivers run red with Cardinal fury as the Burgundys look to Kyler Murray in week 3. For George and the hoes they will just continue to read the newspaper for their sit/starts while eating rolos and counting victories.


AggSwaggg vs EDELman2783

No brotherly love here. Mike had to sweat it out in one of the most riveting MNF games in recent memory. Thankfully Baker had the good sense to just get the ball to Beckham. The 89 yard TD hook up all but sealed the deal. AggSwaggg really misses Hill. Their team severely lacks upside. DJ Moore has huge QB questions right now. Yikes. Tyler Locket has been over taken as the number one WR by a rookie and this is still a run heavy team. Double Yikes. Michael Gallup is out. Triple yikes. Who will Edel turn to now ? Peyton barber ?? Duke Johnson ??? As for Mike this was a huge win to move to 2-0 despite a struggling Baker and all the wild uncertainty of AB.


Little Giants vs The Peoples Champ

Wow... this match up was the definition of 3 yards and a cloud of dust. In what was seemingly a Klein vs Klein Collins 6-2 blood bath The Peoples Champ did just enough to win... largely due to possibly the greatest fantasy player in league history Drew Brees going down early and finishing with zero points. Moment of silence please. Heading into week three there are rumors circling that these two power houses could be looking to join forces via trade. It must be a classic change of scenery type of philosophy. Can these teams rebound? Will Gurley be motivated by being put on the trade block ? Will Watkins return to week 1 form ? Will OJ Howard get a target ? Will Fornette finally find open fields to roam free ? Will Cooper Kupp continue to fall down on the 1 yard line ? Will Miles Sanders stop peeing his pants because he thinks it's cool ??? There's a lot of burning questions heading into week 3.


Miller Gold Agency vs The Nature boys

Hard to get Ws when the opposing QB rushes for 120 yards. Even more difficult when your QB has been Monstar-ed. Luckily for Dylan much like yogurt companies he has replaced Cam with Dak. Perhaps this is all that is needed to avoid 0-3 or perhaps Devonta Freeman is dead and Robert Woods has been kicked to the curb. A trade might be on the horizon for the agency. As for the Nature Boys the only thing that could stop this award winning cook-out is.... the man who eats Ws. Winston needs to be cut before he derails this franchise.


Aaron's Party vs The Replacements

The Party looked to be bumping early As Rodgers had 2 first quarter TDs then apparently had an early curfew. Aaron's party likely still did enough to win if not for those lowsy fish. The Replacements got a whopping 37 points from their Defense to earn the victory over the party. Branch has retooled and is ready to get back on track with added RB depth. No time to panic. Just R-E-L-A-X
Drew is back in position for another title run at 2-0 despite a 1.59 ypc from Joe Mixon, a completely inept Jets offense for Bell to run in and Wrs Edel has never heard of before. Just what is Drew up to with these WRs ? Will we find out week 3 ?


Now for the PWS Power Rankings through 2 weeks.

1. KHH - Many people including yours truly expected the Hoes to be crappy. So far this year they have proved everyone dead wrong as they have been hella Knappy. Cooper has been leading the way thus far for KHH nation. George has some juicy match ups this week and is up against a beaten down AggSwaggg squad. I see 3-0 in these hoes future.

2. EDELman2783 - Despite all the AB controversies and the Mahomes trade blunder Mike is quietly 2-0 and in 2nd. When you look at his team Mike looks like a squad primed to fall, but it's hard to bet against the Payroll Cowboy. Can he find some Mayfield Magic ?

3. The Replacements - I think Drew leads the league in starters on bad teams. Bell - Jets. Mixon - Bengals. Engram - Giants. McLaurin - Washington. He has Watson though and that may be all he needs.

4. THE BOSS ASSES - First in points. First in your hearts. Everyone's favorite convicts come in at number 4.

5. The Nature Boys - The guy may offer the worst trades in the league, but he's got quite the combo with Cook and Lamar Jackson. They can carry him far, but he's going to need better complimentary pieces than Crowder Allison and Sterling Shepard. Would soliz even roster these guys ?

6. The Peoples Champ - 9th in the rankings, but very dangerous ceiling. Especially with the addition of Cooks TPC can score 120+ regardless of match ups.

7. Little Giants - The slide ends here. Losing your top 2 QBs is tough. Navigating flex spots while Howard is playing FB could prove to be tougher. If anyone can figure it out it's Phillip. Will there be a McGuire this year ?

8. The Dirty Birds - The Dirty Birds found a bird bath just in time for week 2. Just what was in that water ? How long will its effects last ?

9. AggSwaggg - The team is breaking down and it's just week 2. Edel is taking his usual approach of refusing to make trades to improve and greatly over spending on early season waiver bids. Typical. At least he finally dropped Ballage.

10. Aaron's Party - I've said it numerous times. The best parties start late. This squad is still loaded with talent from top to bottom. He can climb into the top 5 in 2 weeks.

11. The Papa Burgundys - Maybe if he had spent more time studying WRs than flower arrangements for his wedding he wouldn't be getting nightmares of last season. I do believe this team is hungry and motivated to climb back up the ladder. The keys to the team have been passed to Kyler Murray who I fully expect to go en fuego over the remainder of the season.

12. Miller Gold Agency - Averaging 73 ppg was not what Dylan had in mind. He's not taking the Nick Edel approach of "I'm just gunna let my team die" and is actively looking for ways to improve the Agency. He already acquired a top 5 QB in Dak. Now he just needs to upgrade his RB2 and WR2 slots. If Dylan can find some upside it's not too late to get right back in it.