PWS Week 4 recap

"He who is resistant to change, is destined to perish"

Week 4 is done. The playoff picture is already starting to come together. Some teams have gone together with the 2019 season like lamb and tuna fish . Other league members are left wondering why they drank so much tequila before the draft. There is time for things to turn around, but that window is rapidly closing.


THE BOSS ASSES vs The Replacements

"Stompy stomps on"

Boss ass nation headed into week 4 already marking it down as a W. The match ups were ripe and they were playing a Replacements squad with Bell on a bye and scarey Terry out with injury. Unfortunately they forgot to show up. The Pats defense would end up out scoring Mahomes Mack and Beckham combined. Mahomes scored a career low 18 fantasy points and no one other than Chris Boswell and the Steel curtain defense stepped up to pick up the slack. For THE BOSS ASSES this is a crushing blow. Dropping 3 straight after opening up week 1 in first. If you listen closely you can hear PWS members "maaan, you are one pathetic loser" - "if I were you I'd walk my fat ass into on coming traffic." "If I drafted a team like that I'd have to kick my own ass" - "you should start cutting your underwear... so it rips easier" Is this the end for THE BOSS ASSES or just a footnote to a 3rd championship season ?

As for The Replacements life couldn't be any better. No matter how much their players under perform they just can't stop winning. Many predicted a Superbowl hangover. At 4-0 and atop the ranking The Replacements have shut the doubters up. They draw EDELman2783 week 5. A 1 v 2 match up with a chance to all but secure a playoff spot and take the early Bye week edge.


KHH vs EDELman2783

"No Barkley no problem"


KHH came into this match up full of Can't stop the Rev swag. So much so that there were whispers of an undefeated season. That all came to an end as KHH had only 1 player eclipse double digits. Still 3-1 and getting Melvin Gordon back this week the future remains as knappy as ever for KHH. As for Mike the squeaky wheel gets the grease this week. Mike has traded aways more HOFers than I can count so far this year and just lost Saquan Barkley. All hope seemed lost. Yet the man is 4-0 and still has AJ Green in the holster.
Every year it seems Mike scores a very one sided trade. This year, perhaps when his team needed it the most, the Payroll Cowboy cashed in. Flipping Ronald Jones for Emanuel Sanders, Golden Tate, Jordan Howard and Russell Wilson. Can Mike Run the Table ? Only time will tell.


Aaron's Party vs The People's Champ

"Aaron's Arrival"

Austin Ekeler had been at the party by himself for 3 weeks getting buzzed. Only problem was the party didn't start till week 4. Rodgers showed up slinging the ball to Davante Adams to help jump start the party. Now that the party is finally bumpin can it be stopped ? One thing is for sure. Austin Ekeler has been asked to leave. TPC has no regrets. Fornette has finally come alive and it's just a matter of time before Watkins blows up again.


AggSwaggg vs Little Giants

"Ball in the Kupp"

AggSwaggg still looks pretty swagless. Without Hill and with an underperforming Zeke AggSwaggg was unable to beat a team that started Daniel Jones, Phillip Dorsett and a defense that gave up 55 points. Hill still hasn't been medically cleared and Edel has refused to make a trade for 5 years and counting. Just how can the swag return ? The Little Giants just keep following the system. Plug in play and move on to the next week. They are quietly sitting at 3-1 and have just done a potential historic bench dump during this weeks waivers. They have added 4 new promising players to the roster and acquired Kyler Murray Via trade. The Little Giants may be small but they know "Football is 80% mentall and 40% physicall"


The Dirty Birds vs The Nature Boys

"Goff's garbage time bonuses"

It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's Nick Chubb. Other than Chubbs Heroic performance The Dirty Birds were mostly up to their old tricks again last week as 7 of their 9 starters combined for 30 points. Fortunately they were bailed out by an absurd 517 yards on 70 pass attempts from Goff. Sure they benched Godwin... wait... Godwin was benched.... there is clearly some behind the scenes issues at work here. Did Godwin refuse to play for Soliz ? Is Soliz being threatened? Are the Holemans involved in this scandal ? As we all know the Holemans can't help but collude against this franchise. Will we be getting an article from Michael Holeman himself on this matter? So many questions... so little time and poor Sam is caught in the middle of all this !


The Papa Burgundys vs Miller Gold Agency

"The agency gets out of the Woods"

In a surprise move these two teams made a trade before their matchup up against each other. The players the Agency landed outscored The Burgundys haul 41-24 in what ended up being a 12 point margin. Miller Gold looks to continue their new winning ways after a breakout from Robert Woods. What a sigh of relief that must be. As long as Conner is healthy enough to play this team should get back on the right track and avoid moving to a van down by the river.
The Burgundys have been shopping for new suits, but apparently they have been going to the toilet store. I've heard rumors that The Papa Burgundys are back however, after doing over 1000 curls. Their pants have illusions of a 4th ring and black beards delight might just be the final touch to make those illusions of the pants a reality. I challenge you to Queue the Yazz flute and get yourself a W.


The fight for PWS glory moves on to week 5. Who will come alive and who's team will die?