PWS WEEK 5 RECAP

The season was changing and some teams were... getting... stronger. So you see, some teams in this 2019 season, are like industry, in that they are both lost in the woods and nobody, especially the their owners "society", know where to find them. Except that the owners are people, but the PWS Fantasy football league my friends, that is a revolution.... KLEIN HIGH FOOTBALL RULES !

THE BOSS ASSES vs The Nature Boys

"Fuller goes for 3"

Some people would have you believe that doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Perhaps it is, but every week THE BOSS ASSES have started Will Fuller this season with high expectations. In week 5 Will Fuller V came alive. Matching 64% of The Nature Boys total scoring output. The Nature Boys took to the trade market with Hope's of rebounding. Trading away Mike Evans James White and Geronimo Allison for Todd Gurley Tarik Cohen and the Panthers Def. The move was suppose to "clear space" for early season dandy DJ Chark. With a match up with Lattimore coming I don't think the results will be sweet as candy.

Aaron's Party vs The Papa Burgundys

Philly joins the Party

The Party started week 4 and has only gained momentum. Which begs the question - can the party be stopped ? Not even the loss of Davante Adams, a single digit output from Rodgers or losing a starting RB could send people back to their shanties. The return of Tevin Coleman will almost certainly bring in more people to the party. Noise complaints are filing in from even the neighborhood across the street. One complaint came from Papa Burgundy himself - " go fuck yourselves Philadelphia". This dealt a crushing blow to Burgundy nation. They have tried changing it up. They lead the league in trades. With just 2 wins in the last 18 regular season games all hope seems lost... there's no way it can turn around... oh wait... now I remember The Papa Burgundys draw a week 6 match up against the Dirty Birds. Hope has been renewed. Faith has been restored. Chants of "NGU" and "Talk smack get smacked" can be heard around Burgundy facilities. Call me Bart Scott because I Can't wait for week 6.

Miller Gold Agency vs AggSwaggg

"McCaffery hurdles the swaggies"

CMC is quickly becoming this generations LT for fantasy. His combination of receiving rushing and scoring are unmatched right now in fantasy. The Agency may have the worst wrs in PWS, but it doesn't even matter. Having a top 5 RB and top 5 QB is a lethal recipe. Props to Dylan for acquiring both via trade. Let's not forget he left the draft with Sam Darnold as his starting QB. As for the Swaggies these are desperate times. So Desperate in fact that he came out of his cave and made his first trade in 5 years this morning. I feel as shocked as Pepper in the booth for a dodgeball match. At 1-4 wins will have to come fast and furious, but luckily week 6 should mark the return of The Cheetah. Will that be enough to return the swag ?

KHH vs Little Giants

"The Hoe's Pimps provide support"

This was a story of struggling stars and supporting cast. Both had struggling stars. Julio and Melvin Gordon combined for 7 while Keenan Allen has 1 point. Little Giants didn't have their supporting cast step up. The Hoes got 49 points from Lindsay + their kicker and defense. Both still look like top 5 teams, but George is in a prime spot to return to number one sooner than later. For weeks George has thrown out the idea of someone trading for Gurley. On this #tradetuesday it finally happened. Personally I have questions on just how this will improve the little giants. Perhaps they have their eyes set on another RB to start over James white as their RB2 or perhaps Kyler Murray will provide enough rushing production to make up for it.

The Peoples Champ vs The Dirty Birds

"Aaron Jones plays and wins Connect 4"

Midway through Sunday TPC was projected to lose by over 50 points. The Dirty Birds were getting drunk off their #12szn chants. What was Brett doing ? Watching a movie. Just chillin. Not worried at all. Almost as if he knew he was about to get 4 TDs from Aaron Jones plus over 200 yards from Amari Cooper. Simply amazing. This could turn out to be quite the swing game for these two formerly 2-2 teams.

The Replacements vs EDELman2783

"Watson shoots and scores... a lot"

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Despite being number one in the league Drew came up number 6 in the latest Power Rankings. On top of that Mike essentially guaranteed victory by saying he would be in the next IG video. All this disrespect woke up a sleeping giant in Watson who had laid dormant since week 1. Drew is still waiting on some of his core pieces to breakout, but at 5-0 he has all the time in the world for it to happen. For Mike, things are rather simple. Sure this was a tough loss to take when he scores 116, but Barkley is almost a lock to return week 7. Plus, 4-1 ain't so bad even for a Payroll Cowboy?



Who's ready for week 6 ?