Hey guys, I thought it would be fun to introduce everyone to each other through this since some of you guys don't know each other.
Here are your dynasty league bios!
1. Michael Holeman -
Coming in at 5'11" 180 lbs we have Michael Holeman. Aka diesel aka Holeman aka Channel 4 News Team
Likes - donuts burgers old players fade away jumpers channel 4 news and championships
Dislikes - salads gluten-free food the toilet store
His bachelor party is this weekend so he should be ripe for some rookie draft pick trades. (Edit Holeman is married with a kid on the way. All his wildest dreams have come true except 1. Dynasty champ)
His trade hotline is 713-302-1433
2. Phillip Holeman
Next up we have Michaels little brother Phillip aka Cake Eater. If the Holeman brothers ever approach you about a 3 team trade you can be certain there is some #HOLEMANCOLLUSION going on.
Likes - cake, TEs, triple deke, pitches to johnny, the Little Giants, the mighty ducks (edit Phillip still likes cake and possibly moonlights under the alias Cooper dejean) and Jayden Daniels... probably
Dislikes - elite running backs (or at least they don't like him)
This guy is an animal on the waiver wire and a wiley vet for trades.
Hit his trade hotline here 713-302-1614
3. Brett Jones
Who ? Brett Jones ! Aka The People's Champ. Aka Regulators
You won't find many managers with his heart or aggressiveness in the trade market or waiver wire. (Edit Brett has become one of the most lethal forces in the bestball streets with 300 drafts this summer alone)
Likes - corner threes cornering the TE market leg press and big time trades for big time players
Dislikes - Blake Bortles Allen Robinson and Leveon Bell
Trade hotline- 713-557-5119
4. Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis aka Double D aka Miller Gold Agency
Dylan is a tremendous competitor with a skill set that I think will blossom in this format.
Likes - The Aggies, Saturdays, passing out by the pool for a few hours, buying the dip and the pursuit of fantasy glory
Dislikes - injuries to all his players, Carl and that silly Penguin
Trade hotline - 832-894-6465
5. Sam Landis
Sam Landis. Aka the nature boy aka The Van Buren Boys
Many people in this league love making trades, but I don't know if anyone enjoys trade negotiations more than Sam. Sam is always looking to make a 3 way deal.
Likes - 3 way deals, rock/sticking it to the man, parlays and his newborn baby Abby (edit she's no longer a newborn and he has another child)
Dislikes - trading the kitchen sink for a superstar that gets hurt in practice that week and missing parlays by 1 leg
Trade hotline - 713-705-9220
6. Danny Vo -
Danny Vo aka DVo
Danny is an ex Robbins Brothers General Manager UT grad and Presidents club member! Danny has mastered the art of the deal the art of the welcome the art of the brainstorm and the art of the check raise. Now he's looking to master the art of the tank after just 1 season already looking like a prime contender!
Trade Hotline: 713-299-0743
7. Ty Robinson
Ty is not one of the girls. Ty is not Asian and I'm also not Ty.
T-Money aka Undisputed is probably the greatest closer of all time. The dude just wins at life. I have no doubts he will find success here too.
Likes - PSA 10s, kids, Joe Burrow Jamarr Chase and bad ass rookies
Dislikes - giving welcomes, building profiles and special orders
Trade Hotline - 832-236-6757
8. Chris Stanley
Chris Stanley. Aka the Terminator aka team 9
Another longtime fantasy veteran with countless championships across many formats. Chris knows value and Chris knows rookies. (Edit Chris is still waiting for the Kyle Pitts breakout)
Expect a lot of moves from the Stanley man.
Likes - The Cowboys good deserts duck fat and his beautiful wife Jinnie! (My cousin)
Dislikes - when the restaurant doesn't serve duck fat and kyle pitts... probably
Trade hotline - 281-615-7877
9. Matthew Ritter
Matt aka Ritter aka Doge King aka Matty 2dix aka Dirtbags is new to the Dynasty game, but ready to put us all to shame. Especially Dylan.
Likes - Hook shots, bullseyes, fake slides, southwest eggrolls, diet coke, coors light, formula one, the explosion of economic degrees, stats sports bar and grill and 17 black.
Dislikes - Aaron Rodgers, small boobs, big crowds, 0/00, the last kingdom, A&M, DC comics and people who throw shoes.
His trade hotline in - 281-467-6059
10. Aaron DelBosque
Aaron aka Aaron Del aka SHOW ME THEM THANGS aka lyrical genius
Aaron is a man of many talents. He's looking to add dynasty champion to his resume (edit he did it. He won the very first season). Don't listen to him sing or he will likely woo you into a very bad trade decision.
Likes - big diamonds bidding up your favorite players and making great trades
Dislikes - missing playoffs and his coworker Paul
Trade hotline - 832-236-9814
11. Kevin Kisseberth
Kevin aka Kev aka Big Kev aka Mr. Hit that Ho
Kev is a former D1 athlete and current ladies man. You can find him most weekends at McIntyres picking up multiple chics. (Edit our dear sweet Kev is a married man now. Sorry ladies and other interested parties)
Likes - Marion Barber, check raising, hot girls and Adele
Dislikes - getting check raised and his roommate Mike West (edit idk if mike west is even alive) (edit Kev also hates nominating franchise tagged players)
Trade hotline - 832-428-5947
Couldn't bring myself to delete this one.
Our honorary 13th league member
Ward Herbert
Ward Herbert aka Sales Manager aka Dirty Kirby aka Dusty Bottoms
Ward has been playing fantasy longer than some of us have been alive. He has a bigger trophy case than Shooter McGavin. Think of him as the Tom Brady of fantasy.
Likes - the Colts, Tennessee and Josh Allen
Dislikes - WNBA, spicy food and that chode Sullivan
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