Hey guys, I thought it would be fun to introduce everyone to each other through this since some of you guys don't know each other.
Here are your dynasty league bios!
1. Michael Holeman -
Coming in at 5'11" 180 lbs we have Michael Holeman.
Likes - donuts burgers old players and championships
Dislikes - salads gluten-free food and losing
His bachelor party is this weekend so he should be ripe for some rookie draft pick trades.
His trade hotline is 713-302-1433
2. Phillip Holeman
Next up we have Michaels little brother Phillip. If the Holeman brothers ever approach you about a 3 team trade you can be certain there is some #HOLEMANCOLLUSION going on.
Likes - cake, TEs and the Little Giants
Dislikes - elite running backs (or at least they don't like him)
This guy is an animal on the waiver wire and a wiley vet for trades.
Hit his trade hotline here 713-302-1614
3. Brett Jones
Who ? Brett Jones ! Aka The People's Champ.
You won't find many managers with his heart or aggressiveness in the trade market
Likes - corner threes and big time trades for big time players
Dislikes - Blake Bortles Allen Robinson and Leveon Bell
Trade hotline- 713-557-5119
4. Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis aka Double D aka Miller Gold Agency
Dylan is a tremendous competitor with a skill set that I think will blossom in this format.
Likes - The Aggies, Saturdays, buying the dip and the pursuit of fantasy glory
Dislikes - injuries to all his players
Trade hotline - 281-704-9996
5. Sam Landis
Sam Landis. Aka the nature boy
Many people in this league love making trades, but I don't know if anyone enjoys trade negotiations more than Sam. Sam is always looking to make a 3 way deal.
Likes - 3 way deals, rock, parlays and his newborn baby Abby
Dislikes - trading the kitchen sink for a superstar that gets hurt in practice that week
Trade hotline - 713-705-9220
6. Ward Herbert
Ward Herbert aka Sales Manager aka Dirty Kirby aka Dusty Bottoms
Ward has been playing fantasy longer than some of us have been alive. He has a bigger trophy case than Shooter McGavin. Think of him as the Tom Brady of fantasy.
Likes - the Colts, Tennessee and Josh Allen
Dislikes - WNBA, spicy food and Terminally ill step fathers
Trade hotline - 832-683-2927
7. Ty Robinson
Ty is not one of the girls. Ty is not Asian and I'm also not Ty.
T-Money is probably the greatest closer of all time. The dude just wins at life. I have no doubts he will find success here too.
Likes - PSA 10s, kids and bad ass rookies
Dislikes - giving welcomes, building profiles and special orders
Trade Hotline - 832-236-6757
8. Chris Stanley
Chris Stanley. Aka the Terminator
Another longtime fantasy veteran with countless championships across many formats.
Expect a lot of moves from the Stanley man.
Likes - The Cowboys good deserts duck fat and his beautiful wife Jinnie! (My cousin)
Dislikes - when the restaurant doesn't serve duck fat
Trade hotline - 281-615-7877
9. Alwin Chapuseaux -
Alwin aka Alwina aka big daddy
Alwin has come out of retirement to bless us with his fantasy prowess. I am honored and thankful to have him as a part of this league.
Likes - the Texans, closing deals and his beautiful wife Kristy ! (my cousin)
Dislikes - right now, also Texans... probably
Trade hotline - 713-398-2231
10. Aaron DelBosque
Aaron aka Aaron Del aka lyrical genius
Aaron is a man of many talents. He's looking to add dynasty champion to his resume. Don't listen to him sing or he will likely woo you into a very bad trade decision.
Likes - big diamonds bidding up your favorite players and making great trades
Dislikes - missing playoffs and his coworker Paul
Trade hotline - 832-236-9814
11. Kevin Kisseberth
Kevin aka Kev aka Big Kev
Kev is a former D1 athlete and current ladies man. You can find him most weekends at McIntyres picking up multiple chics.
Likes - Marion Barber, check raising, hot girls and Adele
Dislikes - getting check raised and his roommate Mike West
Trade hotline - 832-428-5947
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