Sunday, September 29, 2019

KHH Power Rankings


We get the pleasure of these rankings from G-baby this week.


Power Rankings week 4


KHH- Can you really argue with this? The Hoes balled out last week vs. the swag champ. Can the swag champ’s little brother get redemption this week? Doubtful. Hoes get strong with the shocking return of Melvin Gordon this week. Only thing that can stop the hoes at the moment is the injury bug and there crazy owner who loves to make stupid trades. Only time will tell.
The Replacements- Scary Terry has been an excellent addition to a team that is filled with a bunch of rejects, who were passed over by many. Drew finds #value where others don’t’. Solid start to the year and I expect him to be a force from here on out.
Little Giants- This team is stacked with talent, but is starting to catch the injury bug. Solid pickups at QB should help whether the storm until Brees comes back. The biggest question from the rest of the league is what will he do with Gurley? Will he try to sell high on the results from last season, or will Phil get caught holding the bag at the end.
Nature Boys- How can the league leader in points not be in the top 2? Ric’s flex look’s shaky and this could prove to be an issue going forward. However, Ric is the styling, profiling, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheelin ‘n dealing, son of a gun. When you roll with a guy like Lamar Jackson, you can cover up a lot of weaknesses.
The Boss Assess- Boss Assess are loaded at every position except for 1…. RB. Made a great trade this week that should help going forward. However, can he make 1 more to bring in another boss ass? A lot of questions moving forward for this team. Will Josh Gordon get high? Will lesean disappear when D Will is healthy?
EDELman2783- With the loss of barkley, this certainly hurts the prospects of Mr. Edel moving forward. Too many holes in this roster at the moment to move any higher. EDELman needs to be on the phone, working trades or will continue to fall in the coming weeks.
TPC- May have the lowest floor in the league. May also have the most ammo to make a splash in the coming weeks.
AggSwagggg- Zeke hasn’t been Zeke yet, but that will change in the coming weeks. Lockett has been amazing. This team will surge once Tyreeke comes back.
Aaron’s Party- The party got bumpin this week when Aaron and his wingman finally decided to show up. Unfortunately, the party could be cut short when the guests find out that this is a “going away party” for Ekelar. We will have to see what Branch has up his sleeve to keep the party going before it’s too late.
Papa Burgandy’s- Papa Burgandy did what he does best. Burgandy made headlines this past week with a huge trade with Mr. Gold. Something tells me he isn’t done making headlines. I can see it now…“Burgandy brought on stage during Ciarra Concert.” That would mean only one thing for the rest of PWS….Shit he’s baaaaacccckkkkkkk.
MGA- Solid trade this week, in which Mr. Gold got arguably the best player in the league this year. I fully expect them to begin surging up the rankings in the coming weeks.
Dirty Bird’s- Your bench doesn’t win championships, your starters do. 2nd options don’t win championships, starters do. Maybe the bird droppings will be able to pull off a trade next week? Do I hear Todd Gurley?????

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