KHH Week 5 Power Rankings

Here are the PWS Week 5 Power Rankings

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Editor’s Note: Rankings take into account rest of the season projections. After all the trade madness in the last 24 hours, basing it purely on team performance to date wouldn’t do it justice.

1). EDELman2783- They don’t call him the best damn salesman in the country for no reason. The Payroll cowboy may have completed the most lopsided trade in PWS history. With Sequon coming back sooner than expected, and A.J. coming back fresh later in the season, the Payroll cowboy is prime for a green jacket run

2). KHH- The hoes drop a spot after a dismal performance in week 4. Too much hoe’n around and not enough pimp’n around? Catch my drift? However, as it was eluded to yesterday, George is never satisfied with his team. He started his weak having an overpriced wrap with a his rival, and made a deal with devil to secure his second handcuff. He thought this would be his last trade for a while. Then, our commish went into a deep spiral, and offered him his favorite hoe back. The hoes will be a force as long as they don’t start catching STDs down the line.

3). Little Giants- Phil’s team is stacked with WR#2 and WR#4 in his lineup. Oh yeah, he also has Alvin MF Kamara, and Todd Gurley. Can Gurley return to his normal self, or will Phil trade him away being so desperate to be a part of an elusive 3-team deal.

4). THE BOSS ASSES- The Boss Ass himself had been pleading to the league for weeks, to send him an RB. Santa came early, and delivered, not 1, but 2 Boss Ass RBs. If Gordon and stay of the WEEEEEEDDD (Stephen A. Voice), the BOSS Asses will surely be a force with Mahomes putting up 30 a week. Oh not to mention, OBJ has been straight trash, but we all know that won’t last for long, unless you were talking to G-baby.

5). The Nature Boys- You may be wondering, how does the team with most points in the league end up all the way down at 5? When you have James White and a SF RB as your 2^nd and 3^rd best RB, that’s how. With that said, the nature boys have a lot of promise. They have arguably the best 1-2 punch with Jackson and Evans. Sterling should be a WR2 after his next two weeks. Not to mention, he somehow trades the crab stealing, W eating, son of gun for some much needed depth. Can you say connectiiiiioooonnnn?

6). The Replacements- Again, how the hell is the first place team ranked 6^th? As I mentioned in the Editor’s note, these rankings are not solely weighted on team performance. While the replacements have taken care of business to-date, they have had the easiest schedule so far. Can’t blame him for who is on the schedule; however, his players have largely under performed expectations to date. I think that is a good thing, because it gets it out of their system. Sort of like waking up hungover, and you know you just have to do the 2-finger trigger to get it over with. Puke it out, and then your home. I expect the Replacements to fly up the rankings once his players puke out these early season performances.

7). The Papa Burgandy’s – I’ve never seen someone flip their entire team in 24 hours. It was amazing to see. Some people thought Papa Burgandy had gone mad when he traded away Julio to the hoes. Then, he took it another level, and acquired the crab stealing, W eating, Son of a Gun. The problem with most people is that they only think about tomorrow. Our commish has meditated to the thought of “Someone is sitting in the shade because someone planted a tree back in the day.” He has always been 5 steps ahead of everyone. The Burgandy’s can now make a strong push to get back into playoff contention.

T-8). TPC- I really couldn’t decide between the next two. On one hand, TPC does appear to have a roster that can make some noise the coming weeks. On the other hand, his recent decision making makes you wonder if he has gone on a bender in the last two days. Trading 4 quality players for a RB who has shown glimpse of promise is as inexcusable as sleeping with your step-sister… you just don’t do it. With that said, they don’t call him TPC for no reason, and I don’t think he is done dealing just yet. Tune in to next week.

T-8). Some may wonder if Branch and George have squashed the rivalry after completing 2 trades before week 5 has even started. I don’t think they did. They both are REASONABLE enough to know that it is better to help themselves than to stick to each other. One may actually wonder though, did his Muddogg brother stick knife in his back by giving him Hollywood and Rashaad Penny? His “Brother” eventually turned those assets into Kerryon and an actual emerging RB… I’m not one to connect the dots, but connect the dots. The party isn’t close to being over, and when Aaron is on the floor, everyone better have brought their toe tapping shoes or else they won’t stand a chance.

9) AggSwagg- I think once Tyreeke got hurt, Nick must have went on a bender. Does he know that he is starting Peyton Barber this week? Still, the due has Zeek, Tyreek, Galloday and T Lockett. Matt Ryan may suck in real life, but he is always playing from behind so he will continue to put up stats. Anyone remember Bortles putting up 35 TDs that one year, and then was talked about as a top 5 QB heading into the next season? Well guess what, its not next season, its this season. Aggswagg can still make a run.

10). MGA- MGA is one move away, and a James Conner rehabilitation from flying up the rankings. He has a top 5 Qb and the best player in Fantasy. His top 2 WRs are #1 options, and Devonta Freeman can be dangerous when his head isn’t battered in. Still, MGA needs to find another receiver to fill his flex. This hole could become an issue with Connor not meeting expectations.

11). The Dirty Birds- Some may say this is just being mean spirited, but I rely on the analytics of my Windows 97 software. You know what the analytics say? They say #2 options don’t win championships. #2 options don’t get you to the playoffs. Chubb looks to be growing into his role, and Godwin apparently is protesting good performances when the Dirty Birds choose to start him. Still, I believe there is hope. A two for 1 swap is something that could dramatically improve this team. Did I just hear someone say Todd Gurley? Does the team ranked above him need another starter? Don’t worry Soliz, this advice is free (Credit to me). I know you are over levered and are probably having to pay out the wazzooo to fight a lawsuit from your 2^nd best player.